When it comes to Mother’s Day gifts there are just a few simple rules I recommend you follow:
- Don’t purchase a cookbook (unless you’d like to know what it feels like to get whacked upside the head with it);
- Don’t forget the card;
- And DON’T be late.
Anything beyond that, is fair game – and all depends on the personality and style of the lovely lady in your world. With that, I bring you…
Mother’s Day Gift Guide, 2015
Mama doesn’t mess around, so let’s dive right in, shall we?
Only Trollops Shave Above the Knee: The Crazy, Brilliant, and Unforgettable Lessons We’ve Learned From Our Mothers. This book, filled with essays from some of your favorite writers, will make you laugh, cry, reminisce, and truly enjoy the lessons we’ve learned from influential women in our lives. It’s full of heart and I guarantee this book will be a huge win for anyone on your list. (And you’ll find an essay in here from yours truly!)
Blueyes Collection, “Hot” Mix Color India Agate Bead on Genuine Leather. I always love chunky wrap bracelets, and this one is no exception. You can dress it up or down, and the best part is that India Agate is a gemstone that is known for its healing properties and aiding in meditation. And if you’re not into all of that, know that the box is just as pretty as the bracelet.
Fujifilm Instax Mini 8 Instant Film Camera. This camera will allow your lady take better pictures with a softer look, perfect for portraits.
And don’t forget the sheets of instant film that you can write on!
Beautiful Cuff For the long distance mom. This cuff bracelet is the perfect way to show mom you love her, even when you’re miles apart. Check out the inscription, which reads “The Love Between a Mother and Daughter Knows No Distance”:
“Journey” necklace. Because I’m all about a well-placed inspirational quote. I like this one for “mom-preneurs”:
“I Just Want to Drink Wine, Save Animals, & Take Naps” tee. This applies to just about every pet mama I know.
“I Like Big Mutts and I Cannot Lie” Mug. This one made me snort-laugh!
Willow Tree Angel of Friendship. A sweet, sweet gift that will hit you right in the feels.
Willow Tree Angel of Friendship, $17.13
“Don’t Judge My Dog” Tote bag. Well oh, snap. I’d say it’s a fair deal.
Don’t Judge My Dog Tote Bag, $19.99
Umbra Aquala Bamboo Bath Spa. This one is everything we could ever want: encouragement to stay in a nice, warm, relaxing bath. Bonus points for you if you give this gift with a great book and a fancy bottle of wine.
iPhone Charger Case for the mom on-the-go. We’re always running, we’re tired of seeing low-battery, and we could all use a little extra juice every once in a while.
Mom’s One Line a Day memory book. I LOVE this one. I always have the best intentions of keeping a journal for Miss P and now #2, but sometimes the days get away from me. This little memory book is perfect, asking only for you to write one line per day, be it a single thought, a family quote, or a special event each day to be remembered for years to come. And it fits right into mom’s pocketbook.
Kindle Fire, HD, Wifi. You don’t need my convincing on this one. Just know that the lady in your life needs one of these in hers.
Tower Paddle Board, Inflatable. Perfect for the outdoor mama. I don’t even paddle board, but I’ve seen plenty of my Facebook friends posting pics cruising around the water on these, looking leisurely in style with their flat bellies and sun-kissed hair. (I’m not a lesbian; I’ve just been pregnant for a really long time.) But this thing makes me want to start.
Click the link for a video on the awesomeness of this thing: Tower Paddle Boards Adventurer Inflatable 9’10” SUP Package, $595
For the stylish gardener. She may be an earth mama at heart, but there’s always a place for pink in the dirt.
Cocktail Garden Kit. Because there’s no use wasting time puttering around in your garden if you can’t drink your harvest. (And watering is much more fun with a beverage in-hand!)
(This company, Plant Theatre, has other fun gardening kits in their collection – see them all here: Plant Theatre Full Collection)
A Personal Chef. I’m not kidding – this is totally possible. You can hire one to come to you, make meals for a week, and even give suggestions for meal planning.
Personal Chef Meal Service, prices vary
For the earth mama. Because you know she needs some “namaste” in her world.
Gaiam Yoga Beginner’s DVD Kit, $13.28
Colorful Mary Jane’s for the Fashionable Mama. These. THESE. Mary Janes seem to be making an epic comeback, and I can see why because these are adorable. And there are TONS of patterns to choose from – you can see them all here: See all styles
Hot Chocolate Design Chocolaticas Cherry Women Mary Jane Flat, $59.49
For the brides: The Bitch’s Bridal Bible. If you know a mom who is also planning a wedding, you know she does not have time to mess around. Gift her my bridal guide – she will thank you forever!
Peacock Sequined Scarf. There is something about this gorgeous piece that I’m loving. It’s great for every season, and will bring your average LBD (little black dress) up about 10 notches on the elegant scale. And, just like your LBD, it’s timeless and classic – just like the mama in your life.
“Mama Stays” Tank: This tank, from teespring.com, says it all. (And couldn’t be more spot-on for yours truly.)
“Mama Stays” Tank, $24.99
“Big Betty” wine glass, holds 1 bottle of wine. Because let’s face it: some days call for a Big Betty.
Elegant Vodka Teacup. Hey, not everyone’s a wino.
Elegant Vodka Teacup, Etsy, $45
Mambino Organics Pampering Kit for For Mom-to-Be. Stretch marks, be gone! Give mom-to-be the gift of keeping her skin healthy and cared for, au natural. It’s made with certified organic ingredients, so she can slather it on, free of guilt.
Ora’s Amazing Herbal Naturally Beautiful Pregnancy Gift Box. Also a pampering gift set, this one is high on the “green” scale and includes tea, all-over natural skincare all safe for pregnancy, healing body butter, healing repair, and more, all wrapped up in a sustainable recycled box. If you’re looking for the gift that says “I support your natural pregnancy”, this is it.
Spa Perfect Essential Oils Gift Basket. This one pulls out all the stops: essential oils, toffee chocolates, tea, foot massager, back massager, 3 aromatherapy candles, a beautiful faux leather tote – it even has a bath loofah and a sisal back loofah. (I don’t know what a sisal back loofah is, but I’m pretty sure it means business.)
Mum Cook Book. Full of nutritious, simple recipes for mom, so she can still indulge her cravings – the healthy way.
BEABA Mum Cookbook, English, $16.95
“Happy First Mother’s Day” baby onesie. Ok, seriously?! If you’re pulling out all the stops and trying to top the charts of cuteness, dress your little one in this adorable onesie and have him greet mama in bed. And bring mimosas. and waffles.
Happy First Mothers Day Mommy Infant Baby One Piece, $4.50 – $6.99
“To My Mommy on Our First Mother’s Day”. The only thing sweeter than a picture of the little adorable monster you two created is this adorable frame and poem to accompany it.
Big Mouth Toys Prescription Coffee Mug. Because, yep, it’s at that level.
Jiusko 21-Jeweled Heart Skeleton Luxury Mother of Pearl Dress Watch, Red. This one is elegant, and sometimes a pop of red is all you need.
Jiusko Watches, various styles and colors, price varies
For your mother-in-law: “Thank You For Raising the Man of My Dreams” mother/son necklace. You may not agree on everything, but one thing’s for sure: you and your mother-in-law both love the same man. Wait a minute – that sounded weird. I think you know what I was going for, and she will too if you get her this gift. (And you’ll get bonus points toward being “Rock Star Daughter-in-Law of the Year.)
A gorgeous photo book. “Send me a pict-cha!” If you’re anything like me and this is all you here, a sleek little photo album filled with grand kids (or grand pets!) will do just the trick. If you read me then you know by now that my favorites are the Mosaic ($20, easy, you can do it from your phone) and Montage (a little more elegant, prices vary). You can see my reviews in detail for these items both here and here.
The Grandparent Gift of Life Story Frame. This one’s a tear-jerker, so bust out the tissues. You add a picture of your mom as a little girl, then as a young mother with you, then as a grandma, to your little one. Slam. Dunk.
For the Crafty Mama: Cutting Machine Starter Bundle. Use this to cut paper, cardstock, vinyl, and more.
Silhouette Cameo Electronic Cutting Machine Starter Bundle, $269.99
“Project Runway” computerized embroidery and sewing machine. For your SERIOUS crafter.
Hopefully you’ve found some items you know the woman in your world will love this year. And remember, when all else fails: breakfast in bed, sleep, junk food, booze, and chunks of time with no children are always welcome gifts for any mama.